What movies have not aged well?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What is the best way to end a relationship with someone who has future plans with you?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Goldfinger

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

My boyfriend always verbally abuse me and makes me cry. If I try to tell him how hurt I was, he says to me he loves me and can't hurt me but always abuse me. Why?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Moonraker

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

My grandmother deeded me her house before she passed last year. Her son still lives there refusing to move. What steps should I take to have him removed?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Octopussy

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why is my vagina swollen, it’s very itchy. I had sex we used protection, but day after it felt like my insides had a heartbeat as well as itching, the pulsing has went away but it is still itchy and my discharge is yellow, i'm 15, what could it be?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-All the bad guys are black.

I told my 13-year-old daughter that she should never start a fight, but has my permission to end it. She got suspended for ending a fight that some other girl picked with her by hitting her then retreating. How do I handle the school’s response?

The Man with the Golden Gun

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Diamonds Are Forever

Can you share a picture of your favorite outfit and explain why you love it?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Dr No

You Only Live Twice

Why do boobs of some girls bounce when they walk?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Live and Let Die

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?

A View to a Kill

-J W Pepper

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What do you do when you are struggling to fall asleep?

-Bond slapping Tracy.